by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 128th Most Armed: 488th Highest Crime Rates: 504th
The Coscivian Federacy of
Xîsir múl Saīonē, Ligra múl Áldē
Deputy Founder
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population27.817 billion

Leaderthe Postmaster-General

Animalstorm petrel

The Coscivian Federacy of Kirav is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Postmaster-General with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 27.817 billion Kiravians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kartika. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiravian economy, worth a remarkable 6,824 trillion saars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 245,331 saars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, governments opposing Kirav are beset by rebels, and Kiravian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kirav's national animal is the storm petrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kirav is ranked 150,589th in the world and 33rd in Greater Ixnay for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 9.64 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 128thMost Armed: 488thHighest Crime Rates: 504thFattest Citizens: 641stHighest Economic Output: 765thMost Rebellious Youth: 813thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 922ndLargest Publishing Industry: 971stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,075thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,133rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,279thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,308thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,348thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,973rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,985thLargest Populations: 2,143rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,266thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,494thMost Avoided: 2,609thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,645thMost Cultured: 2,740thHighest Average Incomes: 3,007thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,177thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,300thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,364thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,454thLargest Mining Sector: 3,861stSmartest Citizens: 4,266thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,368thMost Devout: 5,759thMost Stationary: 5,786thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,038thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 7,952ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,498thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,134thMost Pro-Market: 9,334thLargest Black Market: 9,830thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,873rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,212thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,280thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,652ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,861stHighest Drug Use: 11,276thMost Influential: 11,539thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,540thNudest: 14,989thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,176th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kirav was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kirav rejected a request from Long live the British Empire for an embassy with Greater Ixnay.
  • : Kirav was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Kirav was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kirav was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kirav's influence in Greater Ixnay rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Kirav agreed to construct embassies between Greater Ixnay and NHL.
  • : Kirav agreed to construct embassies between Greater Ixnay and Region Name.
  • : Kirav was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kirav lodged a message on the Greater Ixnay Regional Message Board.


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