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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,165th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,382nd Most Advanced Public Education: 3,001st
The High Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
One country, one people, one King
High King Briain
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.7 billion

LeaderHigh King Briain


The High Kingdom of Kintada is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by High King Briain with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.7 billion Kintadins love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakom. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kintadan economy, worth 796 trillion Kinacas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 139,664 Kinacas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kintada's national animal is the Cockerpoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kintada is ranked 53,144th in the world and 9th in Montealba for Highest Drug Use, scoring 77.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,382ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,001stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,422ndMost Pacifist: 3,431stSafest: 3,704thBest Weather: 3,856thMost Developed: 4,029thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,141stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,150thLowest Crime Rates: 4,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,327thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,389thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,432ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,627thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,955thNicest Citizens: 4,987thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,216thHealthiest Citizens: 5,314thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,635thMost Inclusive: 5,927thLargest Governments: 5,974thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,336thSmartest Citizens: 6,441stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,624thMost Efficient Economies: 6,816thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,710thMost Cultured: 8,788thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,057thHighest Average Incomes: 14,622ndMost Secular: 15,082nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the region

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