The United Socialist States of Kinshinsoukan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 春日野穹 with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 1.057 billion Kinshins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goukan. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kinshin economy, worth 131 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 124,505 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bike rage is all the rage, sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and every school is receiving a brand new eraser. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kinshinsoukan's national animal is the Macaque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kinshinsoukan is ranked 56,596^th in the world and 175^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 17.96 flags saluted per person per day.