by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,503rdMost Influential: 2,774thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,681st
The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Whats mine is mine whats yours is mine
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.263 billion

LeaderThe Don of Dons Don Carlos Trafficante

AnimalHoney Badger

The Rogue Nation of Kingpins is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Don of Dons Don Carlos Trafficante with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.263 billion Traffickers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trafficante. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kingpinsian economy, worth 201 trillion Kilos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 159,458 Kilos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingpins's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kingpins is ranked 228,196th in the world and 7,714th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 61.39 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,503rdTop
Most Influential: 2,774thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,681stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,759thMost Secular: 7,009thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,075thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,528thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,725thMost Developed: 10,360thLowest Crime Rates: 10,530thMost Cultured: 10,730thLargest Governments: 10,956thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,249thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,339thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,733rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,516thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,200thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,321stSmartest Citizens: 15,533rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,407thMost Efficient Economies: 16,720thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,832ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,617thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,086thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,144thHealthiest Citizens: 19,266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,852ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,935thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,182ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,675th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 158th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 235th in the regionMost Secular: 240th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 266th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 295th in the regionLargest Governments: 309th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 309th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 314th in the regionMost Cultured: 317th in the regionMost Developed: 320th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 326th in the regionMost Influential: 340th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 341st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 359th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 427th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 433rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 490th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 509th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 523rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 543rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 552nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 566th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 576th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 587th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 594th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 683rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 692nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 751st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 768th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kingpins was endorsed by The Principality of Alambar.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingpins, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingpins, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingpins, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingpins, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Kingpins voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Kingpins voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Kingpins endorsed The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingpins, rumor has it that The Don of Dons Don Carlos Trafficante has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingpins, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 150 » Aidenfieeld, Purple Hyacinth, Qvait, Corgitopiaa, Marinho Islands, Tepertopia, New Briantown, Land Without Shrimp, Volaworand, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Tughampton, Wehraboos, Bartonia Nova, Amerion, Jehenna, Erinor, PenguinPies, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The Imperial Frost Federation, Aumeltopia, Zataras, Andinla, Farengeto, Nowa Europa, WI SD EA D, Auphelia, Ralphburg, Drystar, Trotkys paradise, Kiasu-ism, Tsunamy, Bod Wareenaland, Pamela And Hepatitis, Not Austria, Darakin, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tsvetania, Phanama, Armonitopia, Direwolf1, The Two Jerseys, Isokenzar, Blaufrankisch, The Solar System Scope, Western Fardelshufflestein, Tsuyuhimoko, Bear Connors Paradiso, Alaninia, Terran Draconia, and 100 others.Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Canmore, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Great Andora, The naked people, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Rebel-topia, Hisal, Pax Dracon, Kandorith, Lesinteil, SteamPunk Squirrels, Seythennia, Hakk Fiss, Three Rivia Levr, Proctethia, Apartment 11F, HUElavia, Euro Pacifica, Antarctic Empires, Blaash, Nova Montron, Southern Numenor, Aoz, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Samofia, House Ahsanul, Enlightened Australasia, Zaelith, A leftover country, East Mantis, Curlyhoward, Myness, Doraya, Laamiva, Eskvenn, Sanden, Page 53, Walloonia, Centristvill, Ebonhand, Yellunstryer, Baltenlands, Farelonia, Noire Denholm, St Oaks, Center Lisle, North Kanuckistan, South Western Korea, Anserisa, RestartAll, Lionstrapower, USNE2018, Unielvan Millorvium, The United Expanse, Japanese Federal Republic, Lioniel, Republic of RIP, Treir, Crystal Creation, Madhonia, Fredriecan, Poopisiya, Oreo States, Escevola, Synarion, Belschaft, Holota, Pmta, Martzian, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Ceutalia, Unity of purity, North Catimestistrianes, Qawe, LadyRebels, The Altan, Transtemporal Shifts, Death to democracy, Beepee, Scu Greinne, Conexia, Tioloman, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Shuckle Empire, Sandaoguo, Bichedder, Libedistan, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Sedunn, Sodor and Mann, Gonrati, Noimosini, The United Australian States, Populaa, Ipugao, and Alambar.

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