The Rogue Nation of Kingpins is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Don of Dons Don Carlos Trafficante with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.263 billion Traffickers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trafficante. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kingpinsian economy, worth 201 trillion Kilos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 159,458 Kilos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingpins's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kingpins is ranked 228,196^th in the world and 7,714^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 61.39 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.