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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,252ndMost Influential: 3,767thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,285th
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Kingdom of Witcheria

Population445 million



The United Socialist States of Kingdom of Witcheria is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 445 million Kingdom of Witcherians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rivia. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdom of Witcherian economy, worth 51.2 trillion Witchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 114,985 Witchers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Witcheria's national animal is the Witcheroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kingdom of Witcheria is ranked 171,055th in the world and 7,771st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,252ndTop
Most Influential: 3,767thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,285thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,232ndTop
Most Conservative: 11,186thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,855thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,081stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,862ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,766thMost Efficient Economies: 17,034thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,957thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,503rdMost Authoritarian: 20,490th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 228th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 381st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 541st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 591st in the regionMost Conservative: 619th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 779th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 782nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 842nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 845th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 861st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 872nd in the region

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