The Lisamian Commonwealth of Kingdom Of The UN is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jahson Lis the Baron with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.07 billion Lisamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Városa. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lisamian economy, worth a remarkable 2,243 trillion MPQV Dzienecies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 222,833 MPQV Dzienecies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Lisamians like vultures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom Of The UN's national animal is the Golden Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jeden Catholicism.

Kingdom Of The UN is ranked 265,447^th in the world and 1^st in The Kingdom of the United Nations for Most Extreme, scoring 7.5 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.