The Lisamian Commonwealth of Kingdom Of The UN is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Marshall Egyesít Lato with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.345 billion Lisamians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Városa. The average income tax rate is 65.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lisamian economy, worth a remarkable 2,074 trillion MPQV Dzienecies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 221,963 MPQV Dzienecies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom Of The UN's national animal is the Golden Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jeden Catholicism.

Kingdom Of The UN is ranked 69,204^th in the world and 2^nd in Northern Alliance for Most Influential, scoring 561 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.