The Phoenix Mafia of Kingdom of Sacento is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by HM's Prime Minister James Densley with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.771 billion Sacentoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London-Darrensie. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sacentoan economy, worth 195 trillion Sacento Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,629 Sacento Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Sacento's national animal is the tabby cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kingdom of Sacento is ranked 12,908^th in the world and 39^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,567.54 Tourists Per Hour.