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Lowest Crime Rates: 98thLargest Governments: 204thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 218th
The Absolute Monarchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Reap what is sown
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kingdom of Nelrok

Population18.121 billion

CapitalNelrok
LeaderThe King
FaithCult of the Raven

CurrencyRavenmark
AnimalRaven

The Absolute Monarchy of Kingdom of Nelrok is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The King with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.121 billion Nelrokians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nelrok. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nelrokian economy, worth a remarkable 7,596 trillion Ravenmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 419,223 Ravenmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies, tax rises are attributed to divine will, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Nelrok's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of the Raven.

Kingdom of Nelrok is ranked 14,978th in the world and 802nd in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,910.1 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 98thLargest Governments: 204thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 218thMost Corrupt Governments: 230thMost Developed: 273rdMost Cultured: 280thLongest Average Lifespans: 293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 300thLargest Agricultural Sector: 311thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 326thMost Patriotic: 334thHighest Average Tax Rates: 334thHealthiest Citizens: 360thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 424thSmartest Citizens: 454thMost Devout: 545thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 595thHighest Food Quality: 693rdHighest Poor Incomes: 701stHighest Average Incomes: 780thMost Advanced Public Education: 815thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,045thHighest Economic Output: 1,144thMost Efficient Economies: 1,240thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,666thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,735thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,936thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,955thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,325thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,869thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,775thLargest Retail Industry: 6,004thBest Weather: 8,344thMost Inclusive: 9,974thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,354thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,998thLargest Mining Sector: 14,263rdLargest Populations: 14,421stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,978thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,239thMost Authoritarian: 23,715th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 97th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 148th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 251st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 306th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 389th in the regionBest Weather: 439th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 441st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 471st in the regionMost Inclusive: 505th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 574th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kingdom of Nelrok's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity.
  • : Kingdom of Nelrok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Nelrok, school children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM".

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