The Absolute Monarchy of Kingdom of Nelrok is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The King with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.121 billion Nelrokians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nelrok. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nelrokian economy, worth a remarkable 7,596 trillion Ravenmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 419,223 Ravenmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies, tax rises are attributed to divine will, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Nelrok's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of the Raven.

Kingdom of Nelrok is ranked 14,978^th in the world and 802^nd in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,910.1 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.