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Most Primitive: 6,911th Largest Gambling Industry: 9,790th Most Pro-Market: 11,009th
The Kingdom of
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Mottos are a waste of time
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Kingdom of lazer puppies

Population26 million

CurrencyLazer puppies
AnimalMermaid goat

The Kingdom of Kingdom of lazer puppies is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 26 million Kingdom of lazer puppiesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, although Education is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Kingdom of lazer puppiesian economy, worth 1.46 trillion Lazer puppieses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,240 Lazer puppieses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,601 per year while the poor average 10,912, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and bar brawls are an hourly occurrence. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kingdom of lazer puppies's national animal is the Mermaid goat, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Kingdom of lazer puppies is ranked 132,580th in the world and 6,063rd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 41.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Primitive: 6,911thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,790thMost Pro-Market: 11,009thMost Devout: 11,624thRudest Citizens: 13,359thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,665thMost Politically Free: 15,989thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,251stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,509th
Most Primitive: 292nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 316th in the regionRudest Citizens: 356th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 363rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 394th in the regionMost Politically Free: 534th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 536th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 546th in the region

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