The Goofy ahh nation of Kingdom of Faizan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fizu with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.477 billion Faizanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraston. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Faizanian economy, worth 213 trillion Faizzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,404 Faizzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Faizan's national animal is the Artic fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kingdom of Faizan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Kingdom of Faizan changed its national nation type to "Goofy ahh nation".
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Faizan, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Faizan, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Faizan, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Faizan, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
- : Kingdom of Faizan endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Riversilk.
- : Kingdom of Faizan was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Riversilk.
- : Kingdom of Faizan lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Faizan, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
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