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Kingdom of Faizan

Population1.477 billion


AnimalArtic fox

The Goofy ahh nation of Kingdom of Faizan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fizu with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.477 billion Faizanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraston. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Faizanian economy, worth 213 trillion Faizzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,404 Faizzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Faizan's national animal is the Artic fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kingdom of Faizan is ranked 12,030th in the world and 46th in Conch Kingdom for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 356.41 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Influential: 3,120thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,401stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,980thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,088thHealthiest Citizens: 10,158thMost Developed: 10,911thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,671stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,755thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,030thMost Inclusive: 12,391stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,927thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,557thMost Efficient Economies: 13,784thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,173rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,660thLargest Governments: 14,843rdHighest Food Quality: 14,973rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,029thHighest Average Incomes: 16,709thMost Pacifist: 17,352ndSmartest Citizens: 17,648thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,168thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,351stNicest Citizens: 19,349thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,470thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,199thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,237thMost Cultured: 24,099thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,264thMost Patriotic: 24,920thSafest: 26,716th
Healthiest Citizens: 32nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 56th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 65th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the region

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