by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,216thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,255thMost Inclusive: 4,634th
The Grand Anglo State of
Democratic Socialists
De iustitia et libertas Pikachu
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kingdom of Englands

Population3.411 billion

CapitalNeo London
LeaderEmperor James


The Grand Anglo State of Kingdom of Englands is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor James with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.411 billion Englandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo London. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth 570 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,158 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, third world countries are rich in "I Love Neo London" t-shirts, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime is totally unknown. Kingdom of Englands's national animal is the Pikachu-Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pikachuism.

Kingdom of Englands is ranked 11,898th in the world and 4th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,216thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,255thMost Inclusive: 4,634thHighest Food Quality: 5,613thMost Cultured: 6,019thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,149thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,886thNicest Citizens: 7,114thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,513thMost Influential: 7,996thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,703rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,834thLargest Black Market: 10,552ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,872ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,232ndMost Rebellious Youth: 11,898thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,497thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,513thMost Developed: 12,598thSmartest Citizens: 13,309thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,408thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,549thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,094thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,170thLowest Crime Rates: 18,462ndBest Weather: 18,762ndLargest Governments: 21,007thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,456thMost Patriotic: 22,011thMost Efficient Economies: 22,508thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,087th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the region

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