The Chapter Master Merlin of Kingdom of Circle of Magi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Merlin Kyosson with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and lack of airports. The compassionate population of 8.983 billion Mages of Circle of Magi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angel's Fleet. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mage of Circle economy, worth a remarkable 2,558 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 284,866 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Circle of Magi's national animal is the Zombies, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Kingdom of Circle of Magi is ranked 105,299^th in the world and 10^th in Angels Encarmine for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 732.13 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.