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Most Subsidized Industry: 230thHighest Crime Rates: 1,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,862nd
The           of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Never gonna give U up never gonna let U down
Rick Astley
Influence
Shoeshiner
Minister of Culture
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Kingdom Of Casetaria

Population1.1 billion

CapitalCasetaria city
LeaderRick Astley
FaithRickrollism

Currencydollar
AnimalSnek

The           of Kingdom Of Casetaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.1 billion Casetarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casetaria city. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Casetarian economy, worth 142 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,412 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, and firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kingdom Of Casetaria's national animal is the Snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rickrollism.

Kingdom Of Casetaria is ranked 7,983rd in the world and 2nd in Krasnaya for Largest Black Market, with 135 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 230thHighest Crime Rates: 1,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,862ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,323rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,588thMost Avoided: 3,443rdNudest: 4,728thMost Efficient Economies: 5,319thFattest Citizens: 5,487thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,630thLargest Retail Industry: 6,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,383rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,517thLargest Black Market: 7,983rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,092ndMost Armed: 9,992ndTop
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Most Secular: 13,146thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,084thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,369thHighest Average Incomes: 19,529thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,849thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,510thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,853rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kingdom Of Casetaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Casetaria, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Casetaria, high school principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Casetaria, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Casetaria, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : Kingdom Of Casetaria's influence in Krasnaya rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Casetaria, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Casetaria, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Casetaria, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
  • : Kingdom Of Casetaria's influence in Krasnaya rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".

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