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Most Subsidized Industry: 335thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,926thMost Avoided: 2,033rd
The Supervised Government of
Father Knows Best State
Casetaria is lost. Allah save us all, for we are doomed
The Governor
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Civil Rights
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Kingdom Of Casetaria

Population2.724 billion

LeaderThe Governor


The Supervised Government of Kingdom Of Casetaria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Governor with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.724 billion Casetarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabul. The average income tax rate is 74.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Casetarian economy, worth 397 trillion Vulenskas a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 146,050 Vulenskas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

A tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Kingdom Of Casetaria" on tails, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kingdom Of Casetaria's national animal is the Doggo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Kingdom Of Casetaria is ranked 210,583rd in the world and 59th in The Monarchy alliance for Longest Average Lifespans, with 53.88 years.

Most Subsidized Industry: 335thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,926thMost Avoided: 2,033rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,095thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,326thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,350thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,067thFattest Citizens: 4,138thMost Efficient Economies: 4,757thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,548thLargest Black Market: 5,593rdNudest: 5,618thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,786thLargest Retail Industry: 5,998thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,358thRudest Citizens: 7,806thLargest Mining Sector: 8,971stMost Secular: 9,694thTop
Most Armed: 11,533rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,543rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,199thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,867thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,783rdLargest Governments: 20,691stMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,005th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the region

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