The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom of belgium is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Koning-Roy Phillipe with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 28.096 billion Belg-Belges are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussel-Bruxelles. The average income tax rate is 86.8%.

The powerhouse Kingdom of belgiumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,005 trillion frank-francs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,958 frank-francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of belgium's national animal is the lion-leeuw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kingdom of belgium is ranked 95,012^th in the world and 5,015^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.5 law-abiding acts per hour.