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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th Most Rebellious Youth: 374th Most Pacifist: 517th
The Dictatorship of
Democratic Socialists
The Koala knows best
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Dictatorship of King Marsupial is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 22.545 billion King Marsupialians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped King Marsupialian economy, worth a remarkable 2,293 trillion eucaliptus leaves a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,750 eucaliptus leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and edutainment video games are taking King Marsupial's students to the next level. Crime is totally unknown. King Marsupial's national animal is the koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

King Marsupial is ranked 177,881st in the world and 5,375th in Balder for Most Devout, with 3.24 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76thMost Rebellious Youth: 374thMost Pacifist: 517thSmartest Citizens: 582ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 934thLargest Publishing Industry: 975thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,103rdMost Secular: 1,450thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 1,810thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,295thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,381stHealthiest Citizens: 2,476thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,531stLargest Populations: 2,552ndHighest Economic Output: 3,504thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,716thLargest Governments: 6,419thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,157thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,263rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,993rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,953rdMost Income Equality: 12,794th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 62nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 187th in the regionLargest Governments: 251st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 277th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 353rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 358th in the regionMost Income Equality: 358th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 385th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 482nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 521st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, edutainment video games are taking King Marsupial's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : King Marsupial's influence in Balder rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

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