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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79th Most Rebellious Youth: 370th Most Pacifist: 518th
The Dictatorship of
Democratic Socialists
The Koala knows best
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Dictatorship of King Marsupial is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 23.103 billion King Marsupialians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient King Marsupialian economy, worth a remarkable 2,580 trillion eucaliptus leaves a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,680 eucaliptus leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that King Marsupial will pay them to stop, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee. Crime is totally unknown. King Marsupial's national animal is the koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

King Marsupial is ranked 1,183rd in the world and 36th in Balder for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 100.09 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79thMost Rebellious Youth: 370thMost Pacifist: 518thSmartest Citizens: 610thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 726thLargest Publishing Industry: 749thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,183rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,617thMost Secular: 1,640thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,662ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,866thNicest Citizens: 1,908thHealthiest Citizens: 2,303rdLargest Populations: 2,498thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,787thHighest Economic Output: 3,015thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,202ndLargest Governments: 6,046thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,155thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 7,796thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,982ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,021stLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,784thMost Income Equality: 13,042nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 95th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 182nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 210th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 275th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 284th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 323rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 339th in the regionMost Income Equality: 376th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 444th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that King Marsupial will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in King Marsupial, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : King Marsupial was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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