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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,264th Nudest: 2,563rd Most Primitive: 11,015th
The Cookie Loving Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Attack Now, Think Later. Hates Seeing 4 Wheelers
Bowser Footlace Koopa
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King Koopa

Population1.247 billion

CapitalKoopa City
LeaderBowser Footlace Koopa

CurrencyCookie Coin
AnimalCookie Loving Turtle

The Cookie Loving Republic of King Koopa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bowser Footlace Koopa with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and enforced nudity. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.247 billion Koopa Troops are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koopa City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.

The King Koopan economy, worth 67.8 trillion Cookie Coins a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 54,348 Cookie Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,643 per year while the poor average 14,450, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Koopa's national animal is the Cookie Loving Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cookies.

King Koopa is ranked 90,523rd in the world and 3,637th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 26.66 Effective Tax Rate.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,264thNudest: 2,563rdTop
Most Primitive: 11,015thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,397thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,850thMost Devout: 15,414th
Nudest: 75th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 489th in the regionMost Devout: 499th in the regionMost Primitive: 533rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 625th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 667th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 694th in the region

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