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Nudest: 1,585thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,371stMost Influential: 2,713th
The Cookie-Loving Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Despite the rumours, we don't hate cheese. We love it.
Bowser Bernard Junior
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King Koopa

Population5.721 billion

CapitalBowser City
LeaderBowser Bernard Junior

CurrencyMario Coin

The Cookie-Loving Republic of King Koopa is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bowser Bernard Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.721 billion Koopa Troops are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowser City. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Koopa Troopa economy, worth 289 trillion Mario Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,623 Mario Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, glamping Koopa Troops won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Koopa's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Unknown.

King Koopa is ranked 23,267th in the world and 742nd in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,309.25 Tourists Per Hour.

Nudest: 1,585thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,371stTop
Most Influential: 2,713thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,823rdTop
Best Weather: 15,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,339thMost Stationary: 19,959thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,393rdMost Devout: 22,057thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,267th
Nudest: 32nd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 326th in the regionMost Stationary: 380th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 395th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 494th in the regionLargest Populations: 559th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 608th in the regionMost Devout: 642nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 742nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 771st in the region

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