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Nudest: 2,864th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,082nd Most Primitive: 6,155th
The Republic of
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Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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King Koopa

Population142 million

CurrencyAmerican Dollar
AnimalTurtle

The Republic of King Koopa is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service and enforced nudity. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 142 million King Koopans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The King Koopan economy, worth 7.30 trillion American Dollars a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,434 American Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

One complaint of King Koopa's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Koopa's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

King Koopa is ranked 140,897th in the world and 5,629th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 17.7 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Nudest: 2,864thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,082ndMost Primitive: 6,155thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,623rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,958thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,909th
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Nudest: 64th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 99th in the regionMost Primitive: 275th in the region

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