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Most Influential: 2,515thMost Secular: 2,982ndSafest: 4,294th
The United Kingdom of
Authoritarian Democracy
Let Unity Empower Our People
King Bern I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.274 billion

CapitalNew Vilnius
LeaderKing Bern I

AnimalIron Wolf

The United Kingdom of Kinegiener is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Bern I with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.274 billion Lithuanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lithuanian economy, worth 162 trillion Litas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,660 Litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street, many believe that King Bern I's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinegiener's national animal is the Iron Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kinegiener is ranked 109,473rd in the world and 57th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Politically Free, scoring 56.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Influential: 2,515thMost Secular: 2,982ndSafest: 4,294thLowest Crime Rates: 4,775thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,867thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,286thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,450thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,936thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,278thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,584thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,599thBest Weather: 7,774thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,024thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,124thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,306thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,312thMost Developed: 8,947thHealthiest Citizens: 8,970thLargest Governments: 8,973rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,096thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,565thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,860thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,004thMost Cultured: 10,014thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,254thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,542ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,692ndMost Income Equality: 12,225thSmartest Citizens: 12,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,664thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,192nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 47th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Jocospor, Medici Empire, ShrewLlamaLand, and Alexander the Magnus.

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