The United Kingdom of Kinegiener is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Bern I with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.274 billion Lithuanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lithuanian economy, worth 162 trillion Litas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,660 Litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street, many believe that King Bern I's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinegiener's national animal is the Iron Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kinegiener is ranked 109,473^rd in the world and 57^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Politically Free, scoring 56.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.