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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,407thMost Patriotic: 1,584thMost Developed: 1,613th
The United Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists
In the Name Of Kinegiener Let Unity blossom
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Kinegiener

Population6.433 billion

CapitalNew Vilnius
LeaderKing Dovy Jucevičiu I
FaithRomuva

CurrencyLitas
AnimalIron Wolf

The United Commonwealth of Kinegiener is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Dovy Jucevičiu I with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 6.433 billion Lithuanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,271 trillion Litas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 197,715 Litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, King Dovy Jucevičiu I's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, every workday begins with group therapy, and the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinegiener's national animal is the Iron Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romuva.

Kinegiener is ranked 272,844th in the world and 290th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -18.71 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,407thMost Patriotic: 1,584thMost Developed: 1,613thBest Weather: 1,640thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,849thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,919thSafest: 1,974thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,018thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,192ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,431stHealthiest Citizens: 2,480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,499thLargest Governments: 2,713thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,733rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,931stSmartest Citizens: 3,169thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,198thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,201stMost Secular: 3,487thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,961stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,398thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,428thMost Cultured: 5,164thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,605thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,178thHighest Food Quality: 6,637thRudest Citizens: 7,098thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,401stHighest Average Incomes: 7,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,896thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,283rdTop
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Most Influential: 15,357thHighest Economic Output: 16,548thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,772ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,110thMost Income Equality: 22,693rd
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Best Weather: 8th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Kinegiener was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, King Dovy Jucevičiu I's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Kinegiener was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, all Lithuanians live like kings.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.

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