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Kinegiener

Population3.489 billion

CapitalNew Vilnius
LeaderKing Dovy Jucevičiu I
FaithRomuva

CurrencyLitas
AnimalIron Wolf

The United Commonwealth of Kinegiener is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Dovy Jucevičiu I with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.489 billion Lithuanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lithuanian economy, worth 594 trillion Litas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 170,367 Litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinegiener's national animal is the Iron Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romuva.

Kinegiener is ranked 2,700th in the world and 4th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Best Weather, with 408 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Secular: 1,954thLowest Crime Rates: 1,970thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,137thTop
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Best Weather: 2,700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,818thSafest: 2,840thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,866thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,965thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,029thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,175thMost Developed: 3,200thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,410thHealthiest Citizens: 3,502ndLargest Governments: 3,755thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,932ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,113thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,221stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,259thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,387thSmartest Citizens: 5,000thMost Cultured: 6,045thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,226thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,844thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,958thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,450thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,451stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,264thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,816thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,936thMost Efficient Economies: 10,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,436thTop
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Most Influential: 14,648thMost Income Equality: 19,366thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,072ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,699thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,664th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Income Equality: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Kinegiener voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, protests are illegal.
  • : Kinegiener was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Kinegiener voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Following new legislation in Kinegiener, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again.

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