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Largest Retail Industry: 6,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,986thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,439th
The The Kingdom of of
New York Times Democracy
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Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kindgom of Jones

Population1.478 billion

CapitalThe Lounge
LeaderThe Exchequer
FaithSalvation by Jesus

CurrencyGolden Taco
AnimalParadox Duck

The The Kingdom of of Kindgom of Jones is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Exchequer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.478 billion Joneses enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lounge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.2%.

The very strong Jonesian economy, worth 95.4 trillion Golden Tacoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,568 Golden Tacoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Autocrats are persona non grata, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and agricultural employees work for peanuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindgom of Jones's national animal is the Paradox Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Salvation by Jesus.

Kindgom of Jones is ranked 21,310th in the world and 1,149th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,019.63 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Retail Industry: 6,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,986thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,439thMost Devout: 7,673rdSafest: 9,501stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 12,817thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,002ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,795thBest Weather: 15,193rdNicest Citizens: 15,617thHealthiest Citizens: 21,015thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,310thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,697th
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Most Devout: 321st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 341st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 405th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 484th in the regionSafest: 556th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 570th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 603rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 816th in the regionBest Weather: 872nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 873rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kindgom of Jones, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindgom of Jones, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindgom of Jones, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindgom of Jones, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindgom of Jones, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindgom of Jones, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindgom of Jones, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindgom of Jones, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindgom of Jones, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindgom of Jones, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor.

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