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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,047thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,345thMost Primitive: 4,459th
The Federation of
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Toby Harper
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Kinalo

Population1.035 billion

CapitalCantros
LeaderToby Harper
FaithCristianismo

CurrencyCoroas
AnimalCoala

The Federation of Kinalo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Toby Harper with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.035 billion Kinaleses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cantros. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.9%.

The powerhouse KinalÍs economy, worth 85.7 trillion Coroas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,767 Coroas, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, Cristianismo has been named as Kinalo's national religion, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinalo's national animal is the Coala, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Kinalo is ranked 236,448th in the world and 1st in United Federation for Peace for Least Corrupt Governments, with 79.41 percentage of bribes refused.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,047thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,345thMost Primitive: 4,459thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,483rdTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 16,522ndMost Corrupt Governments: 22,000thMost Cultured: 22,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,095th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kinalo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinalo, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinalo, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • : Kinalo changed its national faith to "Cristianismo".
  • : Following new legislation in Kinalo, Cristianismo has been named as Kinalo's national religion.
  • : Kinalo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinalo, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinalo, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinalo, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinalo, posters on 'KinalÍs Values' advise against being proud of Kinalo.

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