The Matriarchy of Kimungu is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 493 million Kimungese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malkya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.1%.

The all-consuming Kimungese economy, worth 54.4 trillion stokes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,427 stokes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,016 per year while the poor average 29,667, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kimungu's national animal is the okapi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kimungu is ranked 159,425^th in the world and 5,477^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 109.13 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.