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Most Advanced Public Transport: 75th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 109th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 123rd
The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.997 billion comrade workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong comrade worker economy, worth a remarkable 3,431 trillion Glorious People's Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,781 Glorious People's Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 9,692nd in the world and 9th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Income Equality, scoring 84.76 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 75thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 109thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 123rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 212thMost Corrupt Governments: 272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 290thLowest Crime Rates: 305thLargest Governments: 315thLargest Black Market: 416thHighest Poor Incomes: 508thHealthiest Citizens: 702ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,039thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,438thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,477thMost Stationary: 1,481stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,881stHighest Economic Output: 1,903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,498thMost Authoritarian: 2,611thHighest Average Incomes: 2,862ndHighest Drug Use: 2,885thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,924thSmartest Citizens: 3,452ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,897thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,873rdMost Secular: 4,988thMost Conservative: 5,062ndMost Extreme: 5,952ndLargest Populations: 6,507thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,585thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,696thMost Influential: 8,146thTop
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Most Income Equality: 9,692ndBest Weather: 10,540thLargest Mining Sector: 13,454th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, policemen want to put the nation's homosexuals up against a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Kim Jong-un changed its national demonym adjective to "comrade worker".
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the Bright Palace of the People Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.

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