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Most Advanced Public Transport: 53rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 84th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 121st
The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Kim Jong-un

Population16.586 billion

CapitalBright Palace of the People
LeaderBrilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
FaithSacred Study of Great Leader

CurrencyGlorious People's Won

The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.586 billion comrade workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong comrade worker economy, worth a remarkable 4,010 trillion Glorious People's Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,788 Glorious People's Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, royalist is the most offensive slur in the comrade worker language, gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 158,475th in the world and 115th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 16.79 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 53rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 84thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 229thHighest Average Tax Rates: 315thLowest Crime Rates: 341stMost Corrupt Governments: 342ndLargest Governments: 352ndLargest Black Market: 435thHighest Poor Incomes: 472ndHealthiest Citizens: 819thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,036thMost Stationary: 1,344thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,357thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,390thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,643rdHighest Economic Output: 1,673rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,938thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,002ndMost Secular: 3,024thMost Authoritarian: 3,222ndSmartest Citizens: 4,030thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,215thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,862ndLargest Populations: 5,856thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,997thMost Income Equality: 7,182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,453rdMost Extreme: 7,488thMost Influential: 8,121stTop
Most Conservative: 10,788thBest Weather: 11,480thLargest Mining Sector: 11,859th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, royalist is the most offensive slur in the comrade worker language.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.


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