Most Advanced Public Transport: 224th Most Corrupt Governments: 242nd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 269th
The Brilliant Comrade of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shining with glory of billion suns
Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Brilliant Comrade of Kim Jong-un is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.373 billion comrade workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bright Palace of the People. The income tax rate is 100%.

The a comrade worker economy, worth a remarkable 2,686 trillion Glorious People's Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,909 Glorious People's Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Comrade workers are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kim Jong-un's national animal is the pig-dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sacred Study of Great Leader.

Kim Jong-un is ranked 155,419th in the world and 192nd in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Average, scoring 15.14 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 224thMost Corrupt Governments: 242ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 269thHighest Average Tax Rates: 296thLowest Crime Rates: 303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 304thLargest Governments: 324thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 388thLargest Black Market: 535thHealthiest Citizens: 663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,111thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,675thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,903rdMost Authoritarian: 1,919thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,304thHighest Drug Use: 2,400thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,445thMost Conservative: 2,450thHighest Economic Output: 2,628thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,742ndSmartest Citizens: 3,398thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,675thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,964thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,581stMost Secular: 4,656thMost Extreme: 4,695thHighest Average Incomes: 5,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,604thLargest Populations: 6,857thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,385thMost Influential: 7,944thTop
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Best Weather: 9,603rdMost Income Equality: 9,724thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,758th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kim Jong-un was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, comrade workers are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, sex changes are routinely performed at Kim Jong-un's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong-un often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kim Jong-un, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.

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