The Holy Kingdom of Killettland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by KillettRyan with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 12.744 billion Killettlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killettia. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Killettlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,776 trillion Great Golden British Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,376 Great Golden British Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Killettia as a backdrop, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killettland's national animal is the Christmas bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Killettland is ranked 15,245^th in the world and 207^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.63 law-abiding acts per hour.