The Kingdom of Killettland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by KillettRyan with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 5.946 billion Killettlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killettia. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Killettlandian economy, worth 746 trillion Great British Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,488 Great British Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, home renovation shows are increasingly popular, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Killettland's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Killettland is ranked 15,214^th in the world and 263^rd in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.08 Bananas Ingested Per Day.