The Holy Kingdom of Killettland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by KillettRyan with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.571 billion Killettlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killettia. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Killettlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion Great Golden British Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,716 Great Golden British Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing, Killettland successfully hosted the 10000 Islands Olympics, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killettland's national animal is the Christmas bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Killettland is ranked 12,268^th in the world and 221^st in 10000 Islands for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 27.09 Bank.