The Kingdom of Killettland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by KillettRyan with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 3.497 billion Killettlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killettia. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Killettlandian economy, worth 442 trillion Great British Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,570 Great British Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Killettland's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Killettland is ranked 39,992^nd in the world and 450^th in 10000 Islands for Most Pacifist, with 105.26 Cheeks Turned Per Day.