The Holy Kingdom of Killettland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by KillettRyan with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.361 billion Killettlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killettia. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Killettlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Great Golden British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,415 Great Golden British Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killettland's national animal is the Christmas bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Killettland is ranked 11,005^th in the world and 211^th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 88.02 quips per hour.