The Holy Kingdom of Killettland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by KillettRyan with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.003 billion Killettlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killettia. The average income tax rate is 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Killettlandian economy, worth 929 trillion Great Golden British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,669 Great Golden British Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killettland's national animal is the Christmas bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Killettland is ranked 236,347^th in the world and 896^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -386.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.