The Poblacht Conaidhme of Kilkire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Stephen Brugha with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.381 billion Kilkireans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cill-Airne. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kilkirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion Punt Eireannaches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,239 Punt Eireannaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis. Crime is totally unknown. Kilkire's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Kilkire is ranked 8,047^th in the world and 259^th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.79 years.