The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Kilimanca is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Frederick William with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.352 billion Kilimancans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Williamsport. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilimancan economy, worth a remarkable 2,612 trillion Talers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 211,525 Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The freedom to be free is always just out of reach, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Kilimancan sovereign territory, Kilimanca's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilimanca's national animal is the Harris Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Episcopalian.

Kilimanca is ranked 2,153^rd in the world and 2^nd in Mitteleuropa for Largest Governments, scoring 54.39 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.