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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 453rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 493rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 531st
The State of
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Card Farming
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kilik Aike

Population3.221 billion

CapitalAiken 5
LeaderKtenon Sheiaik
FaithCult of Aluen

CurrencyTeshken Credit
AnimalEpolenk Goln

The State of Kilik Aike is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ktenon Sheiaik with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.221 billion Kilik Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aiken 5. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilik Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Teshken Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 359,763 Teshken Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Kilik Aike at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, religious education is a new government priority, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilik Aike's national animal is the Epolenk Goln, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Aluen.

Kilik Aike is ranked 56,672nd in the world and 34th in Guer Aike Territories for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,391.51 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 453rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 493rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 531stMost Subsidized Industry: 763rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 874thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,108thHighest Average Incomes: 1,108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,145thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,326thMost Armed: 1,406thLargest Black Market: 1,419thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,813thMost Efficient Economies: 2,182ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,516thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,872ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,129thLargest Governments: 3,470thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,785thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,229thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,549thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,589thLowest Crime Rates: 4,664thLargest Retail Industry: 4,844thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,900thNudest: 5,364thSmartest Citizens: 6,282ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,304thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,513thMost Authoritarian: 9,833rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,626thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 11,390thMost Cultured: 11,931stMost Conservative: 11,936thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,785thHighest Economic Output: 14,684thMost Developed: 16,232nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kilik Aike, the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilik Aike, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilik Aike, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilik Aike, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Kilik Aike at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilik Aike, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Kilik Aike was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilik Aike, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilik Aike, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilik Aike, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
  • : Kilik Aike was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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