by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 640th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 938th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,473rd
The Confederation of
Authoritarian Democracy
Freedom for the downtrodden. Progress for the future.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Confederation of Kilenel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Kilenian Congress with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.608 billion Kilenians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Governance Hill. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kilenelian economy, worth 252 trillion Denarii a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,951 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilenel's national animal is the Sparrow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kilenel is ranked 165,581st in the world and 1,170th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 6.65 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 640thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 938thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,473rdMost Secular: 2,558thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,780thLowest Crime Rates: 3,219thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,057thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,673rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,313thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,435thMost Avoided: 6,852ndLargest Governments: 7,211thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,242ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,299thHealthiest Citizens: 8,128thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,637thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,047thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,785thSafest: 10,147thHighest Average Incomes: 10,375thSmartest Citizens: 10,925thMost Pacifist: 12,634thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,029thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,253rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,005thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,106thLargest Mining Sector: 15,150thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,946th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rd in the regionMost Avoided: 78th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 87th in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionMost Conservative: 115th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 128th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 135th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kilenel, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilenel, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilenel, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Kilenel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Macabees".
  • : Following new legislation in Kilenel, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Kilenel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Ritual Sacrifice".
  • : Following new legislation in Kilenel, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilenel, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilenel, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilenel, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 116 » Manlinesslavia, Palman, UNpoopburg, The Soylent Green Party, Future of Mankind, Tzo, Blogotopia, Achiotopia, Chip Skylark, United Socialists of the Highest Power, Berzerkastan, Zeklandia, Wysrod, Creeptopia, Slaytania, Those against abusers, Seantonia, Anollasia, Spiritbw, DunNaGall, The Tasmanian Islands, Grungerock, FreeGunsForAll, Crustacion, LiberationVille, Lamborghini Murcielago, Samonaemia, Parpaza, New Dracora, Collective Society of Clementi, Zyrcrestia, Corynthio, HN67, Earth Federation, Old Atlantica, Baudelafstan, The Dwemmer, Carbrabukka, Tycorn, Alpha-021, Grimlandia, Rallas, Aspistania, Brandeis, The Awesome Blue Order, Weaubleau, Uprus, NorthernMassachusetts, Zeganas, Seranis, and 66 others.Kyrizstanislav, Perzische Keizer, Rex Republic, Khon, Mystiquelle, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, North Southumberland, New China and North India, Wheydia, Acertas, Tangora, Hacame, Aleg, United Governments of Newrope, Wolfhunters, The Snake Brotherhood, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Hawalius, Edorask, Rigadia, Rair Aria, American Republic of Independent States, Valcour, Tijdtevelia, Karlando, Kondraki, The Parandeam, Finswedeway, Evil Dictators Happyland, Cybershield, Barycenter of the Amazing Newtonian Hell, Rabbitomia, Stroulia, LimpBizkit, Natanan, Pax Athena, FreeRepublicChina, Myopic, Oom, The Iron Crown Order, Selic Agral, Auruh, Mannche, Ceflania, BNL Corporation, Molea, The Katahari Grasslands, God1, Datland, Ferte, Dominion Of Compassion, Sygnafylki, Unwo, Dustwind, Jobsteria, New Minerve, Psolick, The Biggles Syndicate, Isentran, Pavaro, Gal Cradia, Faulknaria, PrateeKosmos, ShadowVoltia, Flying Eagles, and Sittwe.

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