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Highest Crime Rates: 485th Most Armed: 626th Rudest Citizens: 636th
The Heterogeneously High States of
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The Heterogeneously High States of Kikiyo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.453 billion Kikiyoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kikiyoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,662 trillion Buds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,817 Buds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 946,733 per year while the poor average 15,207, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kikiyo's national animal is the Roach, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kikiyo is ranked 154,316th in the world and 10th in Monkey Island for Most Devout, with 7.45 Prayers Per Hour.

Highest Crime Rates: 485thMost Armed: 626thRudest Citizens: 636thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 656thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,097thHighest Economic Output: 1,126thLargest Populations: 1,131stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,299thFattest Citizens: 1,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,437thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,469thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,872ndMost Avoided: 1,876thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,914thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,149thMost Efficient Economies: 2,361stLargest Mining Sector: 2,554thMost Politically Free: 3,097thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,499thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,591stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,285thMost Extreme: 4,310thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,347thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,493rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,011thMost Pro-Market: 5,747thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,550thNudest: 7,602ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,663rdHighest Drug Use: 8,244thTop
Largest Black Market: 9,563rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,271stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,540th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kikiyo's influence in Monkey Island rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Monkey Island rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Kikiyo relocated from Osiris to Monkey Island.
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Kikiyo's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Kikiyo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.


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