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Most Primitive: 683rdMost Devout: 2,273rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,560th
The Holy Green Kingdom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Subtle and Quick to Anger
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kiirnodel

Population5.206 billion

CapitalTall Trees
LeaderSorceress Queen Wisteria Brightbough
FaithHigh Wizardry

CurrencyKiir
AnimalGhost Gazelle

The Holy Green Kingdom of Kiirnodel is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sorceress Queen Wisteria Brightbough with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.206 billion Kiirnodelians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tall Trees. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kiirnodelian economy, worth 393 trillion Kiirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 75,618 Kiirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warnings about emergencies are the leading cause of emergency-related injuries, every workday begins with group therapy, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Kiirnodelian grocery store. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiirnodel's national animal is the Ghost Gazelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is High Wizardry.

Kiirnodel is ranked 49,209th in the world and 31st in Middle Earth for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.78 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Primitive: 683rdMost Devout: 2,273rdTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,560thMost Pacifist: 3,142ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,256thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,755thNicest Citizens: 5,252ndMost Inclusive: 6,089thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,920thSafest: 7,007thBest Weather: 8,001stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,037thMost Cultured: 9,314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,703rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,027thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,689thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,887thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,067thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,384thMost Income Equality: 11,426thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,210thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,452ndLargest Governments: 14,761stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,509thHealthiest Citizens: 19,979thMost Stationary: 20,149thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,942ndHighest Poor Incomes: 21,553rdMost Rebellious Youth: 22,942nd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiirnodel, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Kiirnodelian grocery store.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

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