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Most Primitive: 586thMost Devout: 2,268thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,428th
The Holy Green Kingdom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Subtle and Quick to Anger
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kiirnodel

Population8.646 billion

CapitalTall Trees
LeaderSorceress Queen Wisteria Brightbough
FaithHigh Wizardry

CurrencyKiir
AnimalGhost Gazelle

The Holy Green Kingdom of Kiirnodel is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sorceress Queen Wisteria Brightbough with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.646 billion Kiirnodelians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tall Trees. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kiirnodelian economy, worth 762 trillion Kiirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,233 Kiirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV', families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, Kiirnodel is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiirnodel's national animal is the Ghost Gazelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is High Wizardry.

Kiirnodel is ranked 159,744th in the world and 83rd in Middle Earth for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 238.91 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Primitive: 586thMost Devout: 2,268thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,428thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,806thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,908thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,774thNicest Citizens: 4,128thMost Inclusive: 4,274thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,268thHighest Food Quality: 6,578thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,707thBest Weather: 6,856thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,064thMost Cultured: 8,337thSafest: 8,389thMost Income Equality: 9,247thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,522ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,693rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,576thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,613thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,649thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,244thLargest Governments: 13,252ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,654thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,653rdMost Stationary: 14,974thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,709thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,959thMost Influential: 18,245thHealthiest Citizens: 20,782ndHighest Drug Use: 25,910th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiirnodel, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn.
  • : Kiirnodel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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