by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Education: 697th Most Secular: 828th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 929th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Ey, Rexp, t mew ne-Dewlan!
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population5.216 billion

LeaderPresident Yaqb Goran

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Federal Republic of Kihdis is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Yaqb Goran with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.216 billion Kihdites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qewmsh. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kihdite economy, worth 991 trillion Dirves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 190,121 Dirves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Kihdis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kihdis is ranked 697th in the world and 1st in Kihdis for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 25,489.3 on the Edu-tellignce Test Score.

Most Advanced Public Education: 697thMost Secular: 828thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 929thMost Cheerful Citizens: 974thMost Inclusive: 1,206thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,256thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,482ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,602ndMost Developed: 1,680thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,869thNicest Citizens: 1,897thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,952ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,536thHealthiest Citizens: 2,548thHighest Drug Use: 2,550thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,566thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,603rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,651stLargest Governments: 2,989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,302ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,324thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,407thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,462ndMost Pacifist: 4,010thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,091stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,444thMost Cultured: 4,500thMost Politically Free: 4,531stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,064thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,033rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,086thHighest Average Incomes: 6,455thBest Weather: 6,651stMost Efficient Economies: 6,682ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,894thNudest: 6,952ndTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,229thSafest: 10,066thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,829thHighest Economic Output: 13,155thMost Income Equality: 14,144thMost Extreme: 15,169th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kihdis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Bachtendekuppen".
  • : Kihdis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The East Pacific"".
  • : Kihdis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction"".
  • : Kihdis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Church of Satan".
  • : Kihdis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Aero-Space Administration".
  • : Kihdis voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Coalition of Fascist Nations".
  • : Kihdis voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing the Execution of Innocents"".
  • : Kihdis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction"".
  • : Kihdis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Xoriet".
  • : Kihdis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Don't Kill the Poor Act".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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