The Incorporated States of Kiensu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jion Kojima with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.937 billion Kiensuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Osaka. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiensuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,414 trillion pisis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,288 pisis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiensu's national animal is the ghost snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Kiensu is ranked 66,452^nd in the world and 938^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.03 law-abiding acts per hour.