The Republic of Kiddian States is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 135 million Kiddians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kiddian economy, worth 8.93 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 66,162 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiddian States's national animal is the Orca Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kiddian States is ranked 194,080^th in the world and 222^nd in Wintreath for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 27.19 on the Bus Surprisal Index.