Population | 2.871 billion |
Capital | Kibiri |
Leader | Empress Birihani the Eternal |
Faith | Bitheistic Abatism |
Currency | Zewidochi |
Animal | Eagle |
The Eternal Empire of Kibiri is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Birihani the Eternal with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.871 billion Kibirians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibiri. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Kibirian economy, worth 449 trillion Zewidochis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 156,543 Zewidochis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,028,758 per year while the poor average 9,293, a ratio of 110 to 1.
Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Zewidochis, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and colonial subjects have Kibirian culture shoved down their throats. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kibiri's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Bitheistic Abatism.
Kibiri is ranked 35,076th in the world and 3rd in Hulumet for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,991.89 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kibiri, colonial subjects have Kibirian culture shoved down their throats.
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Kibiri, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
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Kibiri, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Zewidochis.
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Kibiri, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
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Kibiri, the Small Council has more than a little influence.
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Kibiri was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Kibiri, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
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Kibiri, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
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Kibiri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Kibiri was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Fattest Citizens.