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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,385thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,603rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,609th
The Eternal Empire of
Right-wing Utopia
The Eagle soars eternally. Our Empress is divinity.
Influence
Powerbroker
Eternal Empress and Demon of Pride
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Kibiri

Population2.871 billion

CapitalKibiri
LeaderEmpress Birihani the Eternal
FaithBitheistic Abatism

CurrencyZewidochi
AnimalEagle

The Eternal Empire of Kibiri is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Birihani the Eternal with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.871 billion Kibirians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibiri. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kibirian economy, worth 449 trillion Zewidochis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 156,543 Zewidochis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,028,758 per year while the poor average 9,293, a ratio of 110 to 1.

Scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Zewidochis, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and colonial subjects have Kibirian culture shoved down their throats. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kibiri's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Bitheistic Abatism.

Kibiri is ranked 35,076th in the world and 3rd in Hulumet for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,991.89 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,385thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,603rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,609thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,276thFattest Citizens: 3,326thMost Avoided: 3,402ndTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,733rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,929thMost Armed: 6,468thLargest Retail Industry: 6,981stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,267thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,713thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,622ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,944thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,546thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,375thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,520thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,665thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,787thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 19,233rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,618thMost Patriotic: 23,287thMost Devout: 23,759thMost Efficient Economies: 26,837thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,872ndMost Pro-Market: 30,078thMost Cultured: 32,369thLargest Insurance Industry: 32,990thMost Cheerful Citizens: 33,116th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kibiri, colonial subjects have Kibirian culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibiri, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibiri, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Zewidochis.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibiri, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibiri, the Small Council has more than a little influence.
  • : Kibiri was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibiri, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : Following new legislation in Kibiri, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Kibiri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Kibiri was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Fattest Citizens.

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