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Best Weather: 24thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25thMost Beautiful Environments: 31st
The Democratic States of
Left-wing Utopia
One for all and all for Kia!
Kia
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kiaville

Population12.137 billion

CapitalKiatown
LeaderKia

CurrencyKrona
AnimalEagle

The Democratic States of Kiaville is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kia with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.137 billion Kiavilleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiatown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiavillean economy, worth a remarkable 3,593 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 296,093 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiaville's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kiaville is ranked 14,119th in the world and 276th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,381.44 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Best Weather: 24thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25thMost Beautiful Environments: 31stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52ndMost Developed: 65thLongest Average Lifespans: 78thHealthiest Citizens: 96thMost Advanced Public Education: 102ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134thMost Secular: 154thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 154thMost Pacifist: 161stHighest Average Tax Rates: 193rdNicest Citizens: 211thMost Compassionate Citizens: 224thLargest Governments: 265thMost Cheerful Citizens: 269thHighest Food Quality: 303rdSmartest Citizens: 308thSafest: 312thLeast Corrupt Governments: 327thMost Efficient Economies: 340thLowest Crime Rates: 379thLargest Welfare Programs: 401stMost Subsidized Industry: 418thMost Inclusive: 430thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 552ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 609thHighest Poor Incomes: 689thMost Cultured: 1,801stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,887thHighest Average Incomes: 2,194thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,928thHighest Economic Output: 3,700thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,884thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,423rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,443rdMost Stationary: 7,313thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,542ndMost Influential: 9,404thTop
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Nudest: 12,390thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,119thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,395thMost Income Equality: 18,840th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Stationary: 69th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 72nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 90th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 115th in the regionLargest Populations: 132nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 163rd in the regionNudest: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 276th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 386th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kiaville, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Kiaville was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiaville, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiaville, the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiaville, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiaville, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Kiaville was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Kiaville, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiaville, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiaville, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.

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