The Democratic States of Kiaville is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kia with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.921 billion Kiavilleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiatown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiavillean economy, worth a remarkable 6,181 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 310,297 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, the treehouse in Eagle Park is the tallest building in Kiaville, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Kiavillean weed picker are way up, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiaville's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kiaville is ranked 238,419^th in the world and 1,010^th in the Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 198 billion Standard Monetary Units.