The United States of Kianhua is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Min Li-Kuang with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.468 billion Kianese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuokyo. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kianese economy, worth 369 trillion Won a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,144 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gambling is outlawed, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kianhua's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Kianhua is ranked 23,598^th in the world and 681^st in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.44 bananas ingested per day.