Population | 3.382 billion |
Capital | Vohzhrost |
Leader | Emperor Evehxhas |
Faith | Antiphylaxism |
Currency | social credit point |
Animal | westoid |
The ✵ Dɪᴠɪɴᴇ Sᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴀᴄʏ ✵ of Khoronzon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Evehxhas with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.382 billion Khoronzonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vohzhrost. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Khoronzonite economy, worth 958 trillion social credit points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 283,383 social credit points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and foreign envoys that want to visit Khoronzon now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoronzon's national animal is the westoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Antiphylaxism.
Khoronzon is ranked 165,344th in the world and 99th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Black Market, with 87.5 billion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Khoronzon, foreign envoys that want to visit Khoronzon now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones.
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Khoronzon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Khoronzon, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
- : Following new legislation in
Khoronzon, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in
Khoronzon, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in
Khoronzon, Emperor Evehxhas's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in
Khoronzon, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
- : Following new legislation in
Khoronzon, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
- : Following new legislation in
Khoronzon, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
- : Following new legislation in
Khoronzon, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.