The Great Kingdom of Khlachten is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Royal Highness Chester Hendricks with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.846 billion Khlachtenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamingcombe. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khlachtenian economy, worth 550 trillion Khlacht Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 143,165 Khlacht Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, the justice of Khlachten is considered superior to that of other nations, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khlachten's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Angels of Khlachten.

Khlachten is ranked 34,871^st in the world and 704^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,567.33 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.