The Hussite Union of Kheltchistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Josef Lukl Hromádka with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.789 billion Khelchistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chelčice. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The all-consuming Kheltchistanian economy, worth 214 trillion Groschens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,960 Groschens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kheltchistan's radio stations, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kheltchistan's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hussite Brethern Evangelic Church.

Kheltchistan is ranked 264,147^th in the world and 1,621^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Avoided, scoring 0.63 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.