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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,991stMost Devout: 2,157thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,243rd
The Hussite Union of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Our faith obliges us to bind wounds, not to make blood
Josef Lukl Hromádka
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kheltchistan

Population1.789 billion

CapitalChelčice
LeaderJosef Lukl Hromádka
FaithHussite Brethern Evangelic Church

CurrencyGroschen
AnimalGoose

The Hussite Union of Kheltchistan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Josef Lukl Hromádka with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.789 billion Khelchistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chelčice. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The all-consuming Kheltchistanian economy, worth 214 trillion Groschens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,960 Groschens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kheltchistan's radio stations, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kheltchistan's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hussite Brethern Evangelic Church.

Kheltchistan is ranked 264,147th in the world and 1,621st in The Communist Bloc for Most Avoided, scoring 0.63 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,991stMost Devout: 2,157thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,243rdMost Pacifist: 2,264thMost Influential: 2,399thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,594thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,715thTop
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Safest: 2,778thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,906thNicest Citizens: 2,969thMost Inclusive: 2,984thBest Weather: 3,288thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,677thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,444thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,781stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,263rdHighest Food Quality: 5,413thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,670thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,293rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,344thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,712thLargest Governments: 8,333rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,390thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,542ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,865thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,064thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,316thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,267thSmartest Citizens: 12,137thMost Cultured: 12,811thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,942ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,335thMost Developed: 16,386thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,038thHighest Average Incomes: 26,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 27,097th
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Most Devout: 8th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionSafest: 59th in the regionBest Weather: 61st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Influential: 80th in the regionNicest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 84th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 91st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 104th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 108th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 112th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 122nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 129th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 135th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 164th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 166th in the regionLargest Governments: 170th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 178th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Kheltchistan's radio stations.
  • : Kheltchistan was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, builders across Kheltchistan are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Kheltchistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Kheltchistan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Marxistans.
  • : Kheltchistan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Colil.
  • : Following new legislation in Kheltchistan, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 100 » Marxmeans, Shamian, Bibliophilius, Karelianastan, Brauengen, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Mallissa, Free Eureve, Thebrin, Saorta, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Borealian Communes, Lorthanien, Floreznia, Seungli, Arbados Balarascia, Solova, Saint Shepard, Tewi, Feyrisshire, Illeron, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Tastiana, Konzhov, Proletariana, Whatevernext, Dudaev, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Kethania, Parangaba, Green Briar, SFRYugosalvia, North Fluedan, Vulga, Dolarik, Pro Bey, Berlin Commune, Yeniseisk, Soviet State of Covernant, Luftetia, United Of Communist, Grebanistan, Transbiansylvania, The Reunification of Korea, -Gregoria, The Aquaria, Timofeyland, Socialist Republic of Tyrotrosk, Pangeaeae, South Merwervader Islands, and 50 others.Soviet Felines, Council of America, Bryophia, Kraykon, Nouvelle-Louisbourg, Techno Socialystiche, Huelistan, Heltacto, Lukulongo, Iraqisyriapakindosaudistan, Wice, Ganjallia, East Shancia, Old Mare, Saint Basilia, Boyarkinskaya, Lilshire, The Steephills, Afronovia, Sodoran Alesia, Omafana, The Movion, Socialist Balkon, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Pogging Through The Pain, Picuros, Comuny, Free Lux Arthur, Proletarska, Socialist Heronia, Carrico, Flying-Penguins, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Eisbergien, Jus Publicum Europaeum, Hirmuvaltaa, Ma pi kulupu, Exania, Ugriasau, Sith Isles, Bovad, Democratic-Socialists, Saxxony, Canadian Democratic Republics, Puaco, Krestyana, RSSFR, Alkartasuna, Colil, and Marxistans.

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