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Most Armed: 7,056thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,467thBest Weather: 15,927th
The Tribal Confederation of
Father Knows Best State
A foreigner would get lost and die, but we know better.
Atch-ytagyn Garpancha
Influence
Superpower
Head Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Khayamala

Population5.841 billion

CapitalKagyrgyn
LeaderAtch-ytagyn Garpancha
FaithShamanism

Currencysom
Animalpolar bear

The Tribal Confederation of Khayamala is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Atch-ytagyn Garpancha with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.841 billion Khayamalans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kagyrgyn. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Khayamalan economy, worth 356 trillion soms a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,093 soms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khayamala's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Khayamala is ranked 155,270th in the world and 2nd in Nova Satus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,467thBest Weather: 15,927thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,752ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,805thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,981stMost Devout: 20,030thMost Cultured: 20,738th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Khayamala, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Khayamala, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Khayamala, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Khayamala, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Khayamala, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Khayamala, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Khayamala was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Khayamala resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Khayamala voted against the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Border Policy".
  • : Khayamala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.

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