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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,923rd Largest Black Market: 7,750th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,185th
The Militar Empire of
Father Knows Best State
The Cookies for the Glitter Goddess Nee! Hail Nee!
Khanter W Molchaniye
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Population2.933 billion

LeaderKhanter W Molchaniye
FaithWorship of Khanter


The Militar Empire of KhanterWinters is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Khanter W Molchaniye with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.933 billion Khanterians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KhanterLand. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.6%.

The powerhouse Khanterian economy, worth 291 trillion Cookies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,552 Cookies, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KhanterWinters's national animal is the Garfield, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of Khanter.

KhanterWinters is ranked 152,183rd in the world and 6,571st in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.58 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,923rdLargest Black Market: 7,750thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,185thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,368thLargest Retail Industry: 11,504thMost Influential: 12,073rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,283rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,153rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,933rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,880th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 98th in the regionLargest Black Market: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 201st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 313th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 344th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 372nd in the regionMost Influential: 417th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 423rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 440th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 497th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 552nd in the regionLargest Populations: 614th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 675th in the region

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