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Most Subsidized Industry: 28th Largest Black Market: 84th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 96th
The Glorious State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
Father
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Glorious State of Khalite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.135 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 6,654 trillion Woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 548,388 Woolongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Khalite bee, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations, and at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the Slime, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Political Orthodoxy.

Khalite is ranked 907th in the world and 14th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,457.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 28thLargest Black Market: 84thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 96thHighest Average Incomes: 110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 125thHighest Poor Incomes: 137thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 149thLowest Crime Rates: 152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 169thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 174thLargest Governments: 256thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 300thLargest Insurance Industry: 312thLargest Mining Sector: 399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 527thSmartest Citizens: 535thMost Efficient Economies: 539thHighest Economic Output: 557thMost Advanced Public Transport: 582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 594thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 610thHealthiest Citizens: 641stHighest Average Tax Rates: 804thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 907thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,754thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,840thMost Secular: 2,352ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,536thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,600thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,847thMost Developed: 3,647thMost Avoided: 3,870thMost Authoritarian: 4,555thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,949thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,599thMost Cultured: 8,738thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,225thMost Influential: 11,241stMost Extreme: 11,548thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,105thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,038thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,847th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, shanty towns of homeless immigrants are the ideal recruiting ground for terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Khalite bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • : Khalite was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, Khalite's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalite, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.

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