Highest Poor Incomes: 21st Most Subsidized Industry: 33rd Largest Black Market: 97th
The Glorious State of
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实力荣誉斯多葛主义; Khalite shines greater than one billion suns
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The Glorious State of Khalite is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.575 billion Khalite are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janjing. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Khalite economy, worth a remarkable 6,087 trillion Woolongs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 525,910 Woolongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, builders across Khalite are blocked up with orders for new public loos, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Slime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khalite's national animal is the Slime, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Political Orthodoxy.

Khalite is ranked 64,093rd in the world and 93rd in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Stationary, with 84.04698093212 Days.

Highest Poor Incomes: 21stMost Subsidized Industry: 33rdLargest Black Market: 97thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 104thHighest Average Incomes: 121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 135thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 154thLowest Crime Rates: 158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 159thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 164thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 217thLargest Governments: 276thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 323rdLargest Insurance Industry: 349thLargest Mining Sector: 424thSmartest Citizens: 528thMost Efficient Economies: 537thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 585thHealthiest Citizens: 626thHighest Economic Output: 631stMost Advanced Public Transport: 635thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 637thMost Advanced Public Education: 689thHighest Average Tax Rates: 873rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 890thMost Conservative: 1,327thTop
Most Secular: 2,220thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,534thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,835thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,352ndMost Avoided: 3,536thMost Developed: 3,594thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,671stMost Authoritarian: 4,853rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,257thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,516thMost Cultured: 7,598thTop
Largest Populations: 9,583rdMost Extreme: 12,543rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,348thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,405th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the region

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