The Republic of KhalChicken is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tom Baratheon with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.569 billion Baratheons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storm's End. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Baratheon economy, worth 273 trillion Gold Dragons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 174,184 Gold Dragons, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe, and late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Tom Baratheon's questionably sane new coalition partners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KhalChicken's national animal is the Black Stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of the Seven.

KhalChicken is ranked 8,726^th in the world and 423^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 11,963.96 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.