The Silent Land of Khadah is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Khal Al Shal with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.242 billion Khadians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khetsa. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Khadahian economy, worth 135 trillion Khajahs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,832 Khajahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khadah's national animal is the Gold Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Khat-Islam.

Khadah is ranked 45,191^st in the world and 1,196^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,507.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.