The Silent Land of Khadah is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Khal Al Shal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.024 billion Khadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khetsa. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Khadahian economy, worth 84.3 trillion Khajahs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,665 Khajahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khadah's national animal is the Gold Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Khat-Islam.

Khadah is ranked 233,164^th in the world and 8,170^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 6.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.