The Federal Republic of KgauShun is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Senvende with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.668 billion KgauShunites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ShuKui. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient KgauShunian economy, worth 270 trillion Double Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 101,567 Double Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hackers post hourly updates on international summits, only adults may purchase violent video games, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KgauShun's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

KgauShun is ranked 21,508^th in the world and 32^nd in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91 law-abiding acts per hour.