by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 725th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 748th Safest: 777th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Do it or be done with it!
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Rogue Nation of Kezzastan is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.574 billion Kezzastanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kezzastanian economy, worth 525 trillion Kezzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 204,330 Kezzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, penal labor is a de facto death sentence, and drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kezzastan's national animal is the Forest Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kezzastan is ranked 176,503rd in the world and 160th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Avoided, scoring 0.35 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 725thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 748thSafest: 777thMost Secular: 1,011thMost Developed: 1,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,719thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,972ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,142ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,330thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,566thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,777thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,982ndSmartest Citizens: 3,061stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,609thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,719thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,769thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,162ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,633rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,863rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,972ndBest Weather: 6,995thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,150thMost Inclusive: 7,548thMost Efficient Economies: 7,835thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,893rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,618thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9,565thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,475thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,028thMost Pacifist: 13,400thMost Authoritarian: 15,727th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kezzastan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, penal labor is a de facto death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
  • : Kezzastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, Kezzastan has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, every workday begins with group therapy.

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