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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 559th Lowest Crime Rates: 632nd Most Secular: 673rd
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Do it or be done with it!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kezzastan

Population3.858 billion

CurrencyKezz
AnimalForest Elk

The Rogue Nation of Kezzastan is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.858 billion Kezzastanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kezzastanian economy, worth 821 trillion Kezzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 213,023 Kezzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", Kezzastan's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kezzastan's national animal is the Forest Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kezzastan is ranked 26,007th in the world and 12th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,777.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 559thLowest Crime Rates: 632ndMost Secular: 673rdSafest: 680thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,726thMost Developed: 1,803rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,866thHealthiest Citizens: 1,982ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,984thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,461stSmartest Citizens: 2,871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,339thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,387thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,405thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,482ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,823rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,848thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,848thBest Weather: 6,513thMost Inclusive: 6,856thMost Efficient Economies: 7,500thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,267thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,902ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,912thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,252ndLargest Welfare Programs: 11,957thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,423rdHighest Economic Output: 15,225thMost Pacifist: 15,830th
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, Kezzastan's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, screenwriters and actors seem to be in short supply these days.
  • : Kezzastan was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, the nation leads Renegade Islands Alliance in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.

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