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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 578th Lowest Crime Rates: 644th Most Secular: 702nd
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Do it or be done with it!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kezzastan

Population3.477 billion

CurrencyKezz
AnimalForest Elk

The Rogue Nation of Kezzastan is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.477 billion Kezzastanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kezzastanian economy, worth 734 trillion Kezzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 211,368 Kezzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, Kezzastanian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kezzastan's national animal is the Forest Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kezzastan is ranked 2,087th in the world and 2nd in Renegade Islands Alliance for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 98.17 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 578thLowest Crime Rates: 644thMost Secular: 702ndSafest: 706thMost Developed: 1,732ndLargest Governments: 1,784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,888thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,008thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,087thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,528thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,595thSmartest Citizens: 3,046thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,286thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,412thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,846thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,194thHighest Average Incomes: 4,502ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,676thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,806thBest Weather: 6,355thMost Inclusive: 7,622ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,819thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,582ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,812thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9,617thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,654thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,368thMost Pacifist: 15,168thHighest Economic Output: 16,943rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, Kezzastanian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Kezzastan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Kezzastan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Kezzastan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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