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Lowest Crime Rates: 654th Safest: 708th Most Secular: 708th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Do it or be done with it!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kezzastan

Population3.143 billion

CurrencyKezz
AnimalForest Elk

The Rogue Nation of Kezzastan is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.143 billion Kezzastanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kezzastanian economy, worth 663 trillion Kezzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 211,141 Kezzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A stitch in time could see you serving nine, the KBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kezzastan's national animal is the Forest Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kezzastan is ranked 106,667th in the world and 57th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 270.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 654thSafest: 708thMost Secular: 708thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 721stMost Developed: 1,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,781stLargest Governments: 1,815thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,987thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,432ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,604thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,746thSmartest Citizens: 3,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,503rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,847thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,865thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,315thHighest Average Incomes: 4,408thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,543rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,886thBest Weather: 6,640thMost Efficient Economies: 7,788thMost Inclusive: 7,788thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,370thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,676thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 9,331stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,145thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,556thMost Pacifist: 14,669th
Top
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kezzastan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Kezzastan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, the KBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.
  • : Kezzastan was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Kezzastan, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.

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