by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 6,627thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,538thNicest Citizens: 8,549th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Freedom and control put together.
Sir Williams IIV
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.484 billion

LeaderSir Williams IIV

Animalblack cat

The Republic of Keyyn is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sir Williams IIV with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.484 billion Keyynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blacat. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Keyynianitan economy, worth 160 trillion keys a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,702 keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is giving peace a chance, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, and Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keyyn's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Keyyn is ranked 48,754th in the world and 32nd in Oatland for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,855.65 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Pacifist: 6,627thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,538thNicest Citizens: 8,549thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,793rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,038thBest Weather: 9,411thMost Devout: 9,607thSafest: 9,873rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,874thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,113thMost Income Equality: 13,400thMost Inclusive: 14,147thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,374thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,402ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,534thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,630thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,651stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,406thMost Influential: 16,997thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,424thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,736thHealthiest Citizens: 20,361stLowest Crime Rates: 20,447th
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » These United Socialists, Caetano, Procrasta Nation, Cynaten, Mondlicht States, and Franche Comte.

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