The Empire of Keybobo is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme God-King Manfreddy DickTarko with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 785 million Keybobans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quixlota. The average income tax rate is 48.3%.
The Keyboboan economy, worth 74.8 trillion Sukanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,293 Sukanoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Children spout "If you want some, come get some" involuntarily throughout the day, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Keybobo's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Keybobo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Keybobo, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
- : Following new legislation in Keybobo, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Keybobo, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in Keybobo, children spout "If you want some, come get some" involuntarily throughout the day.
- : Following new legislation in Keybobo, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
- : Keybobo endorsed The Stratocratic Winterland of Illusia and Neverendia.
- : Keybobo was endorsed by The Stratocratic Winterland of Illusia and Neverendia.
- : Following new legislation in Keybobo, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in Keybobo, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
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