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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 979th Most Influential: 2,094th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,204th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If you want some, come get some
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Keybobo is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme God-King Manfreddy DickTarko with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 785 million Keybobans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quixlota. The average income tax rate is 48.3%.

The Keyboboan economy, worth 74.8 trillion Sukanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 95,293 Sukanoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children spout "If you want some, come get some" involuntarily throughout the day, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Keybobo's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Keybobo is ranked 3,378th in the world and 122nd in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 1,205.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 979thTop
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Most Influential: 2,094thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,204thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,905thNudest: 3,378thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,016thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,556thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,604thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,786thMost Avoided: 5,719thLargest Mining Sector: 7,289thLargest Black Market: 8,073rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,402ndMost Authoritarian: 8,532ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,874thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,417thMost Secular: 14,655thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,877th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 122nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 124th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 128th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 131st in the regionMost Avoided: 168th in the regionLargest Black Market: 187th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 197th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 290th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 566th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 677th in the regionMost Influential: 727th in the regionMost Conservative: 755th in the regionMost Secular: 757th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 769th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Keybobo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Keybobo, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Following new legislation in Keybobo, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Keybobo, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Keybobo, children spout "If you want some, come get some" involuntarily throughout the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Keybobo, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
  • : Keybobo endorsed The Stratocratic Winterland of Illusia and Neverendia.
  • : Keybobo was endorsed by The Stratocratic Winterland of Illusia and Neverendia.
  • : Following new legislation in Keybobo, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Keybobo, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 116 » Pallaith, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Notyoutopia, Shin-Hachioji, Siwale, Kaschovia, Diodone, South Grand Mountain, HMS Unicorn, Selfgradatude, Bharathvarsh, Sunto, McMasterdonia, Kingdom of Space, Holy Oranz, Coemgen, Plembobria, Friently, Zemnaya Svoboda, Forunte, Alice Gardens, Reannia, Kwaj, Zedeya, Sheppey, Prevaland, Shadowrik, Anima Proxa, Aenglaland, Yukti, Legique, AdyLand, Puczovska, The Utopian Movement, Kelvaros Prime, Sankami, Buckerino, Ausmercia, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Malta Comino Gozo, Lord Ravenclaw, Tharissus, Seven Hills, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, The Lancerian Empire, The Iron Lions, Che Sana Und, Bayern-Straubing, and 66 others.The Akhara Islands, Aerilia, PlanetPunk, Stareogratia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, United States of Panthalassa, Maestros haven, Republic of Dixie, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, American MapleStory, Pakistan 001, General COE, Tredano, Xentherida, Coppicia, Vogonlandia, Corfad, New Lakemba, Slaughterhouse Nine, SchoolHouse Rock, Cuyan, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Lionia, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Beodarasc, Phillywob, Fawkenia, Wodan, Thenaca, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, Felhaven, Victoriaans Nederlands, Horsley Land, WE Empire, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, Libotionia, Apetopia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Dodione, SillyString, Malvad, NatsukiLand, Milenat, Misthas, Sanjurika, Holy Trinity 2015, Merconitonitopia, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Xeplya, Gospel Power, Lungha, Dephinland, Inzland, Astal Aavors, Celebia, Bridgett, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Ostrinios, Eglise Sainte Eve, and Illusia and Neverendia.

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