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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 809th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,020th Most Influential: 1,174th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If you want some, come get some
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.701 billion

LeaderSupreme God-King Manfreddy DiTarko
FaithHoly Church of the Divine Manfreddy


The Empire of Keybobo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme God-King Manfreddy DiTarko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.701 billion Keybobans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quixlota. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.

The strong Keyboboan economy, worth 239 trillion Sukanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,819 Sukanoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Rhinoceros hunting institutions, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, weather reports simply advise Keybobans to 'look outside', and The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Keybobo's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Church of the Divine Manfreddy.

Keybobo is ranked 181,065th in the world and 9,851st in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 8.46 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 809thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,020thMost Influential: 1,174thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,257thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,506thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,709thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,152ndMost Avoided: 2,341stLargest Mining Sector: 2,387thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,160thLargest Black Market: 4,284thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,341stMost Secular: 4,826thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,286thNudest: 5,435thMost Conservative: 6,699thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,782ndTop
Most Authoritarian: 11,617thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,235thHighest Average Incomes: 15,006th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionMost Avoided: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 164th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 172nd in the regionNudest: 206th in the regionMost Secular: 280th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 280th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 438th in the regionMost Influential: 486th in the regionMost Conservative: 486th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 589th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 706th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 735th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 802nd in the region

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