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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 827th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 840th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,049th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If you want some, come get some
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.044 billion

LeaderSupreme God-King Manfreddy DiTarko
FaithHoly Church of the Divine Manfreddy


The Empire of Keybobo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme God-King Manfreddy DiTarko with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.044 billion Keybobans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quixlota. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.9%.

The strong Keyboboan economy, worth 296 trillion Sukanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,285 Sukanoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, diplomats in Keybobo are furious at constant police surveillance, and the nation thirsts for new freedoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Keybobo's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Church of the Divine Manfreddy.

Keybobo is ranked 2,158th in the world and 67th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 903.85 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 827thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 840thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,049thMost Influential: 1,166thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,518thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,713thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,013thLargest Mining Sector: 2,129thMost Avoided: 2,158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,751stLargest Black Market: 3,538thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,751stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,060thMost Secular: 4,320thNudest: 4,527thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,383rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,349thMost Conservative: 7,424thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,204thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,003rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,567th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 51st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Avoided: 67th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Black Market: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 115th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 157th in the regionNudest: 158th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 167th in the regionMost Secular: 225th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 272nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 346th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 434th in the regionMost Influential: 464th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 513th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 566th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 626th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 629th in the region

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