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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,561st Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,674th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,831st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You Can't Stop Progress
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Kevzera

Population199 million

CurrencyReal
AnimalWolf

The Republic of Kevzera is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 199 million Kevzerans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The thriving Kevzeran economy, worth 18.3 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 91,761 Reais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,236 per year while the poor average 18,768, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

Motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kevzera's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kevzera is ranked 48,938th in the world and 1,553rd in the West Pacific for Nudest, with 163.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,561stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,674thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,831stLargest Retail Industry: 7,414thTop
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Most Secular: 7,692ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,285thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,631stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,423rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,718thFattest Citizens: 10,334thHighest Crime Rates: 14,493rd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 196th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 218th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 220th in the regionMost Secular: 235th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 243rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 252nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 272nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 304th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 352nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 354th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 378th in the regionMost Avoided: 457th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 486th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 519th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kevzera, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Kevzera, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
  • : Following new legislation in Kevzera, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Kevzera, motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to.
  • : Kevzera voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Auralia".
  • : Kevzera voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Personal Privacy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kevzera, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Kevzera, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Kevzera was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kevzera, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.

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