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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 826thMost Influential: 1,892ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,348th
The Commonwealth of
New York Times Democracy
Coffee good
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Keurig Machines

Population1.123 billion

LeaderRobert Gamgort

Animalcoffee maker

The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Gamgort with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.123 billion Keurigians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singleservian. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Keurig Machinesian economy, worth 113 trillion K-Cups a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 101,485 K-Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-K-Cup charge on their phone bill, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keurig Machines's national animal is the coffee maker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keurig Machines is ranked 12,668th in the world and 695th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,575.89 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 826thMost Influential: 1,892ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 5,348thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,392ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,556thNicest Citizens: 8,238thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,636thBest Weather: 8,746thMost Inclusive: 9,888thMost Pacifist: 11,116thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,654thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,668thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,414thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,434thHealthiest Citizens: 14,349thSafest: 14,599thSmartest Citizens: 15,459thLowest Crime Rates: 16,083rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,876thMost Developed: 18,220thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,686thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,734thMost Secular: 18,861stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,997thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,072ndLargest Publishing Industry: 20,362nd
Least Corrupt Governments: 297th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 397th in the regionNicest Citizens: 465th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 488th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 496th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 502nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 575th in the regionMost Inclusive: 591st in the regionMost Pacifist: 657th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 664th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 695th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 712th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 732nd in the regionMost Influential: 741st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 808th in the regionSafest: 817th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 829th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 833rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 840th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 926th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 938th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 950th in the regionMost Secular: 955th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 968th in the regionMost Developed: 993rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-K-Cup charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Keurig Machines endorsed The Democratic States of Britle.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 216 » Yaorozu, Lulubellia, Highton Islands, Prydania, Dabarastan, Pallaith, El Fiji Grande, Ibarkla, Omnistria, Aerilia, Ethnon, New Lakemba, Sunto, Runeda, Sundred, Liminyj, Dreadton, Navsland, North Bratislava, Guer Aike, Orado, Daiz, Hamerica, Dar es Saalam, Sikol, Koda-Land, Newpromisedland, U S Eh, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Zzozona, Outer Shenendoah, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Rhein States, Frances Francis the First of France, Hardscrabble, Wilkshire, Shibutani, Siwale, Draconian Progression, Interdimensional Zone, Godwanna, Votak Matim, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, East Akra, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Cretox State, Simone Republic, and 166 others.Brucklania, Merconitonitopia, Magna Banitia, Kocherian, Kragsgale, Yokciq Empire, Zeternia, Selfgradatude, Heilhum Imperius, Andexia, Fauzjhia, Unsophisticate, Chips and Guac, Republica Guilleana, 1 very fast endotarter, Xagill, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Territorio di Nessuno, Seanat, Madjack, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Ravendi, Shadowrik, Elvoreto, Former English Colony, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Sil Dorsett, Religioncord, Seenvorland, Vincone Cae, Morover, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Maclare, Kazoo Basin, Xipher, Pleroma Sans Romans, Maratabat, Pytong, Ozstan, Holy Oranz, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, The Iron Lions, Innocentic, The Pantheons, Venicea, WeKnow, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Leewood, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Libertania Democratica, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Ellbonnia, Strongwill, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Hewani, Climeria, Yellops, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Losiste, Galbadiana, Colfes, Desvios, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Port Naga, Morgul, Star Kingdom, United Kahndaq, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Illusia and Neverendia, Feelonia, Xentherida, Que Lukustinardon, East Supple Lund, R libanon, The Union of Rwanda, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Ergazomenoi, Nalver And, New Bedre, Dakota Territories, Dacian Freelands, Animu Place, Vyata Temor, A Salmon Named Harold, Levoth, Andanavia, Tachycardia, The Austro Germanic Union, Planes, Darkmondoria, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, Patrician, The Mazur Empire, The Endless Eventide, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, KhalChicken, Muqatil, Wisconsota, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Laurendon, Tvers, Zemnaya Svoboda, Centrialand, Freyford, Mingernland, Alorca, Barabolia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, New Michag, Folenz, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Solimun, Clan Spaniel, Travislavania, Trumpski, Maott, Figyjharli, Greater Afroeurasia, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Ice and Tinian, The Ultimate Republic, Kromi, Dangine, Questann, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Lol2639, Free Salvation, Landfinia, Tyirza, Uzbek Khan, Xyrron, New Celoveniortan, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Alexander the Magnus, Steampunk Ariel, Mon Island, Qurtuba, ForestMythal, Allevania, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Siberian Workforce, Tsandonown, and Britle.

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