The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Gamgort with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.123 billion Keurigians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singleservian. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Keurig Machinesian economy, worth 113 trillion K-Cups a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 101,485 K-Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-K-Cup charge on their phone bill, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keurig Machines's national animal is the coffee maker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
- : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-K-Cup charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
- : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Keurig Machines endorsed The Democratic States of Britle.
- : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
- : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
- : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
- : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
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