The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Gamgort with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.123 billion Keurigians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singleservian. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Keurig Machinesian economy, worth 113 trillion K-Cups a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 101,485 K-Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-K-Cup charge on their phone bill, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keurig Machines's national animal is the coffee maker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keurig Machines is ranked 12,668^th in the world and 695^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,575.89 Tourists Per Hour.