by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 1,842ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,093rd
The Glorious Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity through progress
Supreme Glorious Revolutionary Leader
Commissar of External Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.11 billion

LeaderSupreme Glorious Revolutionary Leader

AnimalWilao Lion

The Glorious Socialist Republic of Kesmaria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Glorious Revolutionary Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.11 billion Kesmarlians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kesmaripolis. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kesmarlian economy, worth 159 trillion Karmias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,926 Karmias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Supreme Glorious Revolutionary Leader specifying how high, Supreme Glorious Revolutionary Leader has more friends than ever before, the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups, and Kesmarlians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kesmaria's national animal is the Wilao Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kesmaria is ranked 16,317th in the world and 14th in The Union Of Great Onionist Nations for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 55.69 Whatever.

Most Secular: 1,842ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,630thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,093rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,333rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,537thHealthiest Citizens: 11,019thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,021stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,729thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,918thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,592ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,631stMost Patriotic: 14,863rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,999thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,317thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,477thLargest Governments: 16,571stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,957thSmartest Citizens: 17,369thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,558thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,620thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,426thMost Developed: 19,150thMost Inclusive: 19,211thLargest Black Market: 19,882ndHighest Food Quality: 22,925thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,581stMost Authoritarian: 25,400th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the region

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