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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,590th Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,963rd Most Pacifist: 15,635th
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Kermit The Noscoper

Population1.125 billion



The Meme of Kermit The Noscoper is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The cynical, devout population of 1.125 billion Kermit The Noscoperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kermitville. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kermit The Noscoperian economy, worth 68.9 trillion KermitCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,209 KermitCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Frog, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, and the cycle of extinction and rebirth is never ending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kermit The Noscoper's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kermit The Noscoper is ranked 139,105th in the world and 10th in The Dogeland Alliance for Most Pro-Market, scoring -63.62 on the Rand Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,590thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,963rdMost Pacifist: 15,635th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the region

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